I’m sorry (well not really) but Australians do not know what bacon is.
What IS that?! Looks more like ham to me. via Melbourne, Australia on Flickr – Photo Sharing
Upon more Googling, I also found Australians combine bananas with bacon. BANANAS? Ew, are you kidding me? Sure bacon and bananas both start with the letter “b”, but that is no excuse to serve the two together. UGH.
The clustermess of flavors aside, at least the photo is…um…pretty…? Still. That seems yucky. And outright wrong. (via tao of bacon) I also found an action video of Australian bacon cooking — McDonald’s style. Watch if you dare here.
These are the times I’m glad American bacon is… well… bacon. ;)