Why I Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Work from Home
+ Chips.
+ More chips.
+ Eating two bags of the “more” chips purchased on sale at Target.
+ Finishing 2.5 bags of chips – in one sitting. (Whaaaaat? Don’t judge me! The bag of chips stare at me, and am too cheap to buy stuff from vending machines. :|)
+ Re-runs of Gossip Girl and Top Chef.
+ Blasting music and getting sidetracked by dancing.
And the worst:
+ Shower? Why??
And I wonder why I’m single… FAIL!
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Why you should work from home:
- excellent commute time
- you can conduct business in your jammies if you wanted
- brew a cuppa, bring it from kitchen to desk, no more stops at Starbucks
- you can have chips whenever you wanna
and the best?
- Shower? Who needs ‘em, anyway?
I’m so EFin gross, Pete!!
Just switch to Funyons, you’ll be fine.
Or Pickle Chips. Are Pickle Chips now discontinued?
Never heard of pickle chips…sounds like something you could find in Canada though. Punch a moose, a bet pickle chips will come out.
I would still date you.. Mona. :)
BUT.. you would need to back up on the chips.
Did your Mom ever put that nasty stuff on your nails to stop you biting them as a kid? Put it on your chips. That should do it. I would say put it on the remote but I’m guessing you don’t operate that with your tongue so it might not have the same impact…
P.s. they’re called crisps ;o)
Kyle Lacy: QUIT flirting with me! And Phil? It’s CHIPS not CRISPS! :)