I am Addicted to Undercover Douchebags.

06May09

I have the absolute worst taste in men.
Lumping the men I dig into the “douchebag” category is a bit harsh, since they do not look like the common douchebags. i.e. greasy hair, designer clothes wearin, name dropping, flashy car driving, guido-ish, Myspacing…douchebags. The douchebags I am attracted to, are undercover douchebags.

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Tags: dating, douchebags

How to Survive a Bad First Date (long version)

24Jan09

Ok. I lied. I didn’t run. Running away would’ve been horrible. My foot isn’t healed and the date would’ve caught up to me. Plus I may have been mistaken for a dine and ditcher – a bad date is not worth landing on Inside Edition. But most of all, it would’ve been bad [...]

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Tags: bad date, dating, DO NOT WANT, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, HORRIBLE, How To Survive a bad date, NO THANK YOU, UGH

Geek Dating Flowchart: This RULES.

01Nov08

I found this on FriendFeed via Russell. OMG this TOTALLY rules. It’s also hilarious copyright is in 1999, but the flow still applies. LOL.
Now I’m itching to write about my online dating experiences… Can we say nightmare and a half? haha Anyway, click on the image for a larger version. :)

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Tags: dating, geek, geek dating flowchart