Posts Tagged ‘DO NOT WANT’
Ok. I lied. I didn’t run. Running away would’ve been horrible. My foot isn’t healed and the date would’ve caught up to me. Plus I may have been mistaken for a dine and ditcher – a bad date is not worth landing on Inside Edition. But most of all, it would’ve been bad [...]
Filed under: Personal | 14 Comments
Tags: bad date, dating, DO NOT WANT, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, HORRIBLE, How To Survive a bad date, NO THANK YOU, UGH
Swiss Cheese for Feet = WHY?
Seriously. These are my worst nightmare
Pile-o-ugly
Simply, blasphemous.
As if the colors aren’t bad enough, they’re rubber. RUBBER. Talk about hazardous. What happens when there’s a fire? Or the asphalt is scalding? Or you happen to trip in front of a hot motorcycle muffler and land with your feet up? Those suckers will burn and stick [...]
Filed under: LOLs and WTFs | 3 Comments
Tags: blasphemous, blasphemy, Croc, DO NOT WANT, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, uglies, UGLY, WHY?
I swear. If one. more. EFin. person tells me: “Get a Kindle.” I will punch them in their piehole. Since I am not a violent person, I am doing the next best thing. Documenting the reasons I do not want one for future: “Why don’t you want a Kindle?” question. I can just point them [...]
Filed under: Personal | 9 Comments
Tags: books, DO NOT WANT, ebooks, Kindle, PDF, photo, pictures, polaroid
Websites are the New Scrunchies
Just like how the 80s birthed many crime worthy fashion trends – I mean seriously, look at that picture. Just Say NO! to Scrunchies – one of the biggest modern day faux pas is appalling. People, I am talking about virtual prettifying trends that need to be stopped.
My Facebook and Gmail and a lot of [...]
Filed under: Personal, misc sites | 7 Comments
Tags: ajax, browsers, chrome, DO NOT WANT, facebook, GMAIL, js, rendering engine, Screw You, scrunchies, unacceptable
For those who know me, you KNOW I am ALL about LEGO. My feed (on FriendFeed) is FILLED with LEGO. I kinda slack here, but there are LEGO posts, too. My hero? Jesus Diaz of Gizmodo, who went to the EFin LEGO factory in Europe. (OMG OMG OMG!!). And my biggest dream was to build [...]
Filed under: LEGO, LOLs and WTFs | Leave a Comment
Tags: ATROCIOUS, DO NOT WANT, HORRIBLE, LEGO, Urban Outfitters
I love Mario. I love hoodies. And in theory, Mario + hoodie should work – right?
Wrong.
That pictured on the left? Possibly takes over BAPE hoodies, as the most unfortunate design. EVER. (and I still stand by my statement: BAPE = FruitRoll Up explosion)
But now that I think about it, the guy throwing up his [...]
Filed under: LOLs and WTFs | 2 Comments
Tags: DO NOT WANT, hoodie, Mario, Super Mario, UGLY
edit 9/13/08: To get the Old Facebook back, click this. ;)
I logged into Facebook right now and saw this:
Please say it isn’t so!!
Look, I tried the “new” updated one, I really did. But it is an unintuitive mess. There is just way too much going on. Tabs are here, there, and everywhere. The invitations for [...]
Filed under: Facebook, Social Networking | 4 Comments
Tags: DO NOT WANT, facebook, New Facebook, Old Facebook
monasfeed on FriendFeed- Best. Bar. Ever.
- 25 Degrees (3/5)
- Me: "Just had half a tub of frosting for breakfast. Don't judge." Her: "I had jelly beans for dinner. Feel better?" #lovemyfriends
- @Jonathan360 Cumin is the answer to ALL. Woo-wee! ;)
- Best. Bar. Ever. http://post.ly/CfuQ
- @ojtibi thank you. :)
- @cfnoble #relapse #damnit Happy Sunday :)
- National Pickle Day was yesterday, but I am asserting an ode should be given to pickles everyday. #rejoice
- @MichelleFeldman omg how cute is your new avatar? That camel is smiling. Smiling. Camels. :)
- Cumin is my favorite spice.
