Posts Tagged ‘FAIL’
Is this satire?
If not, there is something wrong with him.
Why would anyone apologize for being successful?
What a loser.
No wonder he FAILed.
Filed under: FAIL-POD, LOLs and WTFs | 6 Comments
Tags: douchebag, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, loser, Vanilla Ice
We All Fail, Get Used To It
I am not strong.
I learned to be strong.
In May 2007 after my mom died, I said:
“Never be too afraid to take risks, for what may hurt you will only make you stronger.”
In July 2007, Kanye West released “Stronger” and said the same thing:
“Not that don’t kill me, Can only make me stronger.”
A year later, Dave [...]
Filed under: Personal, Rants | 6 Comments
Tags: FAIL, haters, we all fail
Woes of a Single Girl Geek
Being a geek girl rocks, but at the same time sucks. There are way too many assumptions and conversations take too long because I have to start by explaining and or proving myself. Otherwise, people are condescending.
ie:
“Aw, there’s something wrong with your PC? Is it plugged in?”
Please do not address me like a grandma on [...]
Filed under: Personal, Rants, Uncategorized | 28 Comments
Tags: EPIC FAIL, FAIL, geek, girl geek, single, woe is me
Ok. I lied. I didn’t run. Running away would’ve been horrible. My foot isn’t healed and the date would’ve caught up to me. Plus I may have been mistaken for a dine and ditcher – a bad date is not worth landing on Inside Edition. But most of all, it would’ve been bad [...]
Filed under: Personal | 14 Comments
Tags: bad date, dating, DO NOT WANT, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, HORRIBLE, How To Survive a bad date, NO THANK YOU, UGH
How to Survive a Bad First Date
RUN
Details to follow.
Filed under: Personal, Uncategorized | 3 Comments
Tags: bad date, date, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, HELL NO, NO THANK YOU
FACEBOOK USERS: READ. NOW.
URGENT: I’ve been robbed and need help.
Imagine logging into Facebook and seeing a friend’s status message set to the above. What would you do?
Joaquin Grech saw his friend’s status message set to an urgent cry for help and immediately logged on to Facebook chat to ask: “What can I do to help?” The “friend” [...]
Filed under: FAIL-POD, Facebook | 21 Comments
Tags: EPIC FAIL, facebook, FAIL, phishing, scam
When I first saw Google’s new favicon, I was shocked. I couldn’t believe the ugliness of the re-design. Giving them the benefit of the doubt, I thought of various scenarios. Maybe it’s color blind friendly? Or Marissa Mayer was on vacation? Or perhaps it was uploaded by mistake.
After reading this post on Google’s [...]
Filed under: Personal, misc randomism | 14 Comments
Tags: FAIL, favicon, Google, heinous, UGLY, wtf
Neener neener neeeeeeener
(via here)
Filed under: FAIL-POD, LOLs and WTFs | 5 Comments
Tags: EPIC FAIL, FAIL, Firefox, Firefox RULES, HAHAHA, IE ROYAL FAIL, IE SUCKS, LOL, ROFLMAO
So a friend of mine is taking care of me,while my foot is EFd to the UP. I return her kindness by making her puke. Great. What a fitting way to kick off the New Year.
ANYway, the reason she yacked up her breakfast was over an EFin plant. Now before judging, please allow me to [...]
Filed under: Personal | 24 Comments
Tags: EPIC, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, friendship, natalie dee, wtf
So last week on Twirlit, I posted about Gingerbread Houses and how I’ve come across some that just blow my mind. I for one, have zero artistic ability (and no Internet shame) so I’ll share here what I didn’t share on Twirlit… My personal experience.
Seriously, the one time I attempted to construct one, it turned [...]
Filed under: Personal | 7 Comments
Tags: christmas, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, gingerbread house, seasonal
If killing electronics were a crime, I would have a life sentence.
I wish I could blame it on bad luck, but I am a klutz. Electronics have never been in my possession longer than three years – intact. If I don’t murder it, I lose them. To give a quick idea:
My Treo 600 plunged to [...]
Filed under: Personal | 3 Comments
Tags: AC adapter, apple, FAIL, Macbook, spark
Swiss Cheese for Feet = WHY?
Seriously. These are my worst nightmare
Pile-o-ugly
Simply, blasphemous.
As if the colors aren’t bad enough, they’re rubber. RUBBER. Talk about hazardous. What happens when there’s a fire? Or the asphalt is scalding? Or you happen to trip in front of a hot motorcycle muffler and land with your feet up? Those suckers will burn and stick [...]
Filed under: LOLs and WTFs | 3 Comments
Tags: blasphemous, blasphemy, Croc, DO NOT WANT, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, uglies, UGLY, WHY?
You guys know I am obsessed with the Luther Burger, have challenged to consume a 12lb burger (will blog about that some other time), and infatuated by bizarre foods, but Asylum magazine’s: “Deadliest Dishes — 15 Delicacies That Might Kill You” even shocked me. It is not normal practice for me to post lists, but [...]
Filed under: LOLs and WTFs, misc randomism | 1 Comment
Tags: Asylum magazine, bizarre, deadly foods, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, OH HELL NO, OH NO THEY DIDN'T, wtf
Dear Vending Machine Filler Upper People,
First, I would like to thank you for all of your hard work. It seems strenuous on body parts to lift boxes, and fill up respective rows. Second, it seems like such a pain to go to every floor of buildings to refill the machines. So I appreciate all of [...]
Filed under: Personal, misc randomism | 4 Comments
Tags: FAIL, potato chips, vending machine
OMG Cake FIAL (FAIL) = EPIC
via live4soccer via Cake Wrecks: Maximum Irony Has Now Been Achieved
Filed under: FAIL-POD, LOLs and WTFs | 3 Comments
Tags: EPIC, FAIL, funny, haha, LOL
+ Chips.
+ More chips.
+ Eating two bags of the “more” chips purchased on sale at Target.
+ Finishing 2.5 bags of chips – in one sitting. (Whaaaaat? Don’t judge me! The bag of chips stare at me, and am too cheap to buy stuff from vending machines. :|)
+ Re-runs of Gossip Girl and Top Chef.
+ Blasting [...]
Filed under: Personal, misc randomism | 8 Comments
Tags: EPIC, FAIL, telecommute, work from home
…via Facebook and only one person showed up.
Wow. If a NY Times writer can’t get his “friends”, I’m f*cked.
Reason No. 9879238472937 Facebook is useless.
via: NY Times
Filed under: Facebook, LOLs and WTFs | 3 Comments
Tags: facebook, FAIL, LOL, NY Times, wtf
Pay to Be Ignored By Apple -YAY!
“The iPhone SDK’s NDA may have been relaxed several weeks ago, but Apple has just launched a forum for iPhone developers as part of its Developer Connection program.
Marked as being in “beta”, the forums are for members only – specifically, those in the iPhone Developer Standard Program, Enterprise Program, or University Program. You can log [...]
Filed under: LOLs and WTFs | Leave a Comment
Tags: apple, dev, FAIL, forum, iphone
Taken from the Onion:
“The Microsoft ads, which began airing earlier this week, are being blamed for generating critical system errors in more than 70 million televisions. In addition, thousands of frustrated Americans said that the ads have caused their TVs to become unresponsive, their screens to turn blue, and a small box with the message [...]
Filed under: LOLs and WTFs | 2 Comments
Tags: Bill Gates, Blue Screen of Death, EPIC FAIL, FAIL, hilarious, Jerry Seinfeld, LOL, Windows, wtf
Texas = BBQ, != Sushi
Contrary to what people believe, I am NOT a sushi snob. My levels of expectation per restaurant, geographic location, and restaurant differ. Just like how Mexican food has various establishements ie: Taco Bell, Chipotle, a hole in the wall taqueria, and a sit down restaurant are all “Mexican”, I don’t expect the same quality — [...]
Filed under: LOLs and WTFs | 2 Comments
Tags: FAIL, sushi, texas
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- National Pickle Day was yesterday, but I am asserting an ode should be given to pickles everyday. #rejoice
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