Posts Tagged ‘wtf’

So we are discussing best sandwiches on FriendFeed and Twitter. I suddenly remembered baloney. Since I hadn’t thought about baloney in YEARS, it was like I discovered it for the first time — again.
Conclusion: American bologna is just plain wrong.
ESPECIALLY Oscar Mayer’s version
Check this out:
(image borrowed from oscar mayer’s site)

Look at the very first ingredient!! [...]


Some woman got shot in the head but her weave stopped the bullet.
Seriously, I need to invest in a weave… not that I’m in danger of getting shot in the head or anything, but still. This is crazy.


When I first saw Google’s new favicon, I was shocked. I couldn’t believe the ugliness of the re-design. Giving them the benefit of the doubt, I thought of various scenarios. Maybe it’s color blind friendly? Or Marissa Mayer was on vacation? Or perhaps it was uploaded by mistake.
After reading this post on Google’s [...]


So a friend of mine is taking care of me,while my foot is EFd to the UP.  I return her kindness by making her puke. Great. What a fitting way to kick off the New Year.
ANYway, the reason she yacked up her breakfast was over an EFin plant. Now before judging, please allow me to [...]


You guys know I am obsessed with the Luther Burger, have challenged to consume a 12lb burger (will blog about that some other time), and infatuated by bizarre foods, but Asylum magazine’s: “Deadliest Dishes — 15 Delicacies That Might Kill You” even shocked me. It is not normal practice for me to post lists, but [...]


Internet? Meet the Sensor Fresh Q. It checks the safety of meat or poultry, only for 90bucks!
Um, are you kidding me?
Use something called your FIVE EFin SENSES! If the meat is not red or pink and has a greenish tint, there’s clearly something wrong. Though as a cheap Asian, I use the unspoiled meat around [...]


When I first came across the headline: “Woman Gets Confusing Box of LEGO Parts” via Geekologie, I thought: What a bunch of dramatic people. It’s EFin LEGO, figure it out. When I opened the page, I understood.
From afar, the left picture should be a representative of happy. It’s simply a family of LEGO mini fig(mini [...]


I’ve never seen R2 used this way. Still trying to decide if it’s awesome or just… bizarre LOL
via R2-D2 Aquarium with built-in periscope – SlipperyBrick.com


…via Facebook and only one person showed up.
Wow. If a NY Times writer can’t get his “friends”, I’m f*cked.
Reason No. 9879238472937 Facebook is useless.
via: NY Times


Taken from the Onion:
“The Microsoft ads, which began airing earlier this week, are being blamed for generating critical system errors in more than 70 million televisions. In addition, thousands of frustrated Americans said that the ads have caused their TVs to become unresponsive, their screens to turn blue, and a small box with the message [...]


So I just subscribed to Facebook’s Engineering Notes via GReader, right?
I opened up the Reader and LOLd.

Seriously. WTF?
How do they expect to be taken seriously if their “official” blog is a FREAKIN’ mess on readers. How is that ok? Don’t they care?
I am truly truly baffled.


I’m sorry (well not really) but Australians DO NOT know what bacon is.

What IS that?! via Melbourne, Australia on Flickr – Photo Sharing
ugh.
Upon more Googling, I also found Australians combine bananas with bacon. BANANAS? Ew, are you kidding me? Sure bacon and bananas both start with the letter “b”, but that is NO excuse [...]


1. cyan… wow
2. Palm III? Palm V? wow
3. um, leading competitor….? yup, I can tell by your spiffy site!


Product Naming FAIL
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I seriously thought I’ve seen it all, until this. A needle craft iPhone worth more than an actual iPhone! Now please, don’t get me wrong. I respect the hard work that goes into crafting but really? Two hundred fifty-five dollars? TWO HUNDRED and FIFTY FIVE! Wow.
I can’t be the only one that thinks this is [...]


I don’t know about you, but this makes NO sense to me.
Can someone explain it to me?
Wait, the more important question is, WHY?!


Do you guys remember the biggest. Darth Vader. EVER? Well I found something even MORE bizarre a while ago.

Eddie Murphy’s head blown up times trillion is worse than CNN in Hi-Def. He shoud be fined for this offense.
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p.s. Sorry to those who’ve been following my tumblr and already seen this. But seriously. I just CAN [...]


Keyword searching “Gummi Bears” on Flickr, I uncovered the darker side of Gummi Bear land. Prepare yourselves please; this may perhaps be traumatizing.
In no particular order, I present to you…
“But who’s the daddy?“ via your_teacher Your… teacher? :O!

“The Seven Gummie Sins: Envy” via Wiedmaier

“The Seven Gumie Sins: Lust“ via Wiedmaier

You can see [...]


Who… What… When… Where… and WHY?!
wow
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Ugly pizza…? Branding FAIL or Attention grabbing genius?
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