Ok. I am Japanese. I love sushi.
But I’m not sure if I love sushi THIS much. That up there, is ALL sorts of wrong!
- What IS that green stuff sprinkled all over the top? Raw spinach? Broccoli leaves? Weed from an untamed garden? Seriously. GROSS
- What in the Sam Hill are those beans? Giant peas? Cut up brussel sprouts? Lima beans? Or rotten kidney beans? They are too big to be edamame!
- Are those cantaloupe wedges on the side? I’m sorry, but avocados are not that huge!
- How long is that ‘cake’ going to sit out there? Food poisoning, anyone?
- I believe that is salmon, maguro (tuna), topped with hamachi. Separately, they’re semi-edible, but tiered like that? ugh, can you say fishy?