Conclusion: American bologna is just plain wrong.
ESPECIALLY Oscar Mayer’s version
Check this out:
(image borrowed from oscar mayer’s site)
Look at the very first ingredient!!
Mechanically separated chicken and pork
Now I am no tree hugging-KFC-boycotting-throwing crap at celebrities animal activist but “mechanically separated” animal parts made my imagination kick off.
The only thing i could picture was this:
and chickens and pigs are run through some contraption like this:
Well have no fear, my fellow animal lovers!
Turns out it’s WORSE.
Assistance from my best friend Google enabled identifying this mysterious substance!
IT’S A FRICKIN PASTE!
Now i’m insanely curious as to how it’s made.
Oscar Mayer should YouTube the making of this said ‘paste’.
Maybe I should prompt them with a letter. Who’s with me?
NOTE: I DO NOT ADVOCATE VIOLENCE OR TORTURE IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM. THE FARM ANIMALS USED FOR EDIBLE PURPOSES ARE CALLED “STOCK” MEANING THEY ARE SPECIFICALLY BORN AND BRED FOR ONE PURPOSE ONLY. TO BE EATEN. I AM ALSO NOT A FARMER AND DO NOT PRACTICE THE METHODS ABOVE. SO PLEASE REFRAIN FROM REPORTING ME TO PETA.
AND TO THE FOLKS WHO HAVE ANY ISSUES WITH WILD ANIMALS DYING (EVEN IN THEIR NATURAL HABITATS) DO NOT SEND COMPLAINT LETTERS. PLEASE WATCH “THE LION KING”. IT DEMONSTRATES THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IN ANIMATED FORM.
Thank you and have a nice day.