Nigeria has two functioning satellites orbiting Earth. TWO. Looks like the funds collected from phishing scams paid off. On a serious note: 1. check out all the debris the US is responsible for and 2. Russia has a mighty number of defunct satellites just floating ’round.
Wow. Humans are a-holes. No wonder aliens want to blow us up.
Added: Great. Now I can’t sleep thinking about the thousands of debris orbiting Earth, in a gravity well, that’ll eventually fall into the atmosphere. #endofworld